Personal Data

Name:  The Tizzle — AKA Fish Taco

Address:  Seawolf Tower — Room 105, Just follow the roaches

Phone No.:  (843) [***]-5000  <– Not Fake!!

Company Name:  USN — USS [name redacted]

Address:  SSN [hull number redacted], FPO-AP

Phone No.:  (808) 4ASS-JAM

Auto Description:  A [vagina-repellent] White Jetta

Plate No.:  (HI) (FTN [hull number redacted])

Registration No.:  Who cares?!

Driver’s License No.:  STS-FTC

EMERGENCY MEDICAL INSTRUCTIONS

Blood Type:  B Positive

Allergic To:  Work, Drills, Chiefs, FAWC-U, DINQ Study, Coners, Field Day, ORSE

Doctor’s Name:  [Redacted]

Office Phone Number:  The pay phone outside Dancers [Nightclub]

NOTIFY IN CASE OF ACCIDENT

Someone who can help me, Douche-Bag!

Name:  Emergency

Phone Number:  911

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