February 2004: Thinking your girlfriend is pregnant or that you have VD makes for a bad month.
March 2004: “An ounce of gold cannot buy an ounce of time.” -Chinese Proverb
April 2004: “I’m gonna make all chiefs eat my shit, and then shit out my shit, and then eat their own shit that’s made up of the shit that I made them eat.” -Jay
June 2004: “Life’s short and hard, like a body-building elf…” – Bloodhound Gang
July 2004: “Don’t sweat the small stuff and everything is small stuff.” -Chuck’s Dad
August 2004: When you have nothing… You have nothing to worry about.
September 2004: “Don’t take life too seriously, you’ll never get out alive.” –Van Wilder
October 2004: “It’s not about the doughnuts, man…” -Nugget
November 2004: “I know that goodbye means nothing at all, comes back and begs me, catch her every time she falls.” -Maroon 5
December 2004: 56 DAYS TO YOKO
January 2005: “We all go to heaven leaning on the arm of someone we helped.” -J. Kerouac, Desolation Angels
February 2005: There are three kinds of people in this world; dicks, pussies, and assholes!
March 2005: I love being in the Navy when I’m not actually IN the Navy.
April 2005: AUGMENT RULES!
May 2005: STANDDOWN RULES!
June 2005: Who cares? It doesn’t matter. This is all bullshit *The good life is over*
August 2005: August in Hawaii is fuckin’ HOT
September 2005: “Wake me up when September ends.” -Green Day
October 2005: Gambling. Drugs. Booze. Rock & Roll. Halloween. Guns. Money. Hoes. Big Screen TVs. Submarines. Nuclear Fuckin’ Reactors. Birthdays. Football. Cigarettes. Poker. 80’s Fuckin’ Metal. Fast Cars. STDs. Motorcycles. WE’RE FUCKIN’ ROCK STARS!!
November 2005: “Losin’ my sight, losin’ my mind. Wish somebody would tell me I’m fine.” -Jacoby Shaddix
December 2005: “Beware of any enterprise that requires new clothes.” -Thoreau