Thoughts of the Month

February 2004:  Thinking your girlfriend is pregnant or that you have VD makes for a bad month.

March 2004:  “An ounce of gold cannot buy an ounce of time.”  -Chinese Proverb

April 2004:  “I’m gonna make all chiefs eat my shit, and then shit out my shit, and then eat their own shit that’s made up of the shit that I made them eat.”   -Jay

May 2004:

Learn Chinese: Fish = Yu

June 2004:  “Life’s short and hard, like a body-building elf…”  – Bloodhound Gang

July 2004:  “Don’t sweat the small stuff and everything is small stuff.”  -Chuck’s Dad

August 2004:  When you have nothing…  You have nothing to worry about.

September 2004:  “Don’t take life too seriously, you’ll never get out alive.”  –Van Wilder





October 2004:  “It’s not about the doughnuts, man…”  -Nugget

November 2004:  “I know that goodbye means nothing at all, comes back and begs me, catch her every time she falls.”  -Maroon 5

December 2004:  56 DAYS TO YOKO

January 2005:  “We all go to heaven leaning on the arm of someone we helped.” -J. Kerouac, Desolation Angels

February 2005:  There are three kinds of people in this world; dicks, pussies, and assholes!

March 2005:  I love being in the Navy when I’m not actually IN the Navy.

April 2005:  AUGMENT RULES!


June 2005:  Who cares?  It doesn’t matter.  This is all bullshit *The good life is over*

August 2005:  August in Hawaii is fuckin’ HOT

September 2005:  “Wake me up when September ends.”  -Green Day

October 2005:  Gambling. Drugs. Booze. Rock & Roll. Halloween. Guns. Money. Hoes. Big Screen TVs. Submarines. Nuclear Fuckin’ Reactors. Birthdays. Football. Cigarettes. Poker. 80’s Fuckin’ Metal. Fast Cars. STDs. Motorcycles.  WE’RE FUCKIN’ ROCK STARS!!

November 2005:  “Losin’ my sight, losin’ my mind. Wish somebody would tell me I’m fine.”  -Jacoby Shaddix

December 2005:  “Beware of any enterprise that requires new clothes.”  -Thoreau

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